User Profile

Advertisement

  • Add Friend
  • Add Note
  • Track User
  • Send Message
  • Send V-Gift
Userpic

minimoose's Journal

Created on 2001-09-08 22:20:31 (#342341), last updated 2005-12-18

347 comments received, 310 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Mini Moose
Birthdate:03-24
Location:Ocean Springs, Mississippi, United States
Bio
In lieu of putting a bio, I'm putting some of my favorite quotes:

One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic - Stalin

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.
--Life, The Universe and Everything

(Background on this quote, the Babel fish is a fish that feeds off the neuro......well, it basically lets you understand any language in the universe.)

Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
--THGTG

He picked up the letter Q and hurled it into a distant privet bush where it hit a young rabbit. The rabbit hurtled off in terror and didn't stop till it was set upon and eaten by a fox which choked on one of its bones and died on the bank of a stream which subsequently washed it away.
During the following weeks Ford Prefect swallowed his pride and struck up a relationship with a girl who had been a personnel officer on Golgafrincham, and he was terribly upset when she suddenly passed away as a result of drinking water from a pool that had been polluted by the body of a dead fox. The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush.
--The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened." - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Connect

Interests (6):

External Services:

LJ Talkminimoose@livejournal.com
AIMdizcountstuffAIM status
Friends [View Entries]
Communities [View Entries]

Watching (1):

Member of (1):

Feeds [View Entries]

Watching (0)

Advertisement

Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Login w/ OpenID
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…